Hey fellas! Do you remember that time when Hugh Dick was offering a free pass to SWR Barroselas last week? We know his conditions were a little difficult and maybe just slightly unreasonable, but this week we bring you the real opportunity to win an actual 3 day ticket to the festival!
You think we are jerking you off again? Check this:
As you can see, we DO have a ticket to raffle off! How do you get your crusty hands on it? Do you see those pins all over it? On the 27th, this Thursday around the festival, you will find some jackoffs walking around with those pins.
TO WIN THE TICKET…
1-Just offer booze to anyone wearing one of these pins, we’ll throw your name in a hat later and whoever gets pulled out first wins! Or should it be who we pull out last? That would build some fucking proper suspense!
We’ll think about it, but yeah, those are the rules, also, if any of them pin wearing faggots ASKS YOU for alcohol, that shit doesn’t count.
The winner will be announced after the shows on Thursday, if we are too drunk to do it, the winner will be announced on Friday. You should count on Friday.
PS: We’ll write your name on a bigger piece of paper if you like our page on facebook and twitter. We’re not telling how much bigger the paper is.
Good Luck Steel Warrior aspirants!
Drunk on Drugs Staff